Zachary J. Slater

Assembled in Philadelphia

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Why is my book ringing

In which I review an iPhone 4/4S case worth writing about.

SCIFI/Fantasy

<zakk> I need to find some gullible entrepenaurs in finland who think I am a genius because I look like them but speak perfect english, not a word of finnish, and come from california
<fgfx> you could write a book, the memoirs of a man who didn’t have to ski to school in the summers and run while battling bears and wolves in the winters, i bet that’d go
straight to #1 in the scifi/fantasy sales
<fgfx> or perhaps bring a truckload of sunny california hooray -postcards over and sell those

So…. smoooth

 

Sole is my least-hated, most-favorite fish.

Industrial Revolutions

Biking with Danny MacAskill.

The Life and Career of Steve Jobs

It’s superior to Pirates of Silicon Valley.

The shark and I had an understanding

Japan World Cup

Update:
Apparently you can play Japan World Cup by betting on “horses”.

There are three “Volumes”, pick one and click around until you’re in the game.

Is e-mail internet?

Me: “How can I help you today, ma’am?”

Client: “Is e-mail internet”?

Me: “I beg your pardon?”

Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?”

Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.”

Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.”

Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?”

Client: “Open what?”

Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?”

Client: “My…my…?”

it gets funnier, continue reading at Clients From Hell...

 

Nyan Nyan Nyan

 

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